allisonweiss:

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Man, these are terrible. It just looks so amateur. I hope someday I can make millions of dollars for designing something so ugly.
And, I’m sorry for saying this on a blog that my parents read, but the pepsi bottles look like big dildos. These are the most phallic soda bottles I have ever seen. I would rather not drink my cola out of a giant dick. It’s Coke for me from now on!

Oh God, My Eyes! Seriously, I don’t think I could bring myself to drink Mountain Dew anymore…

allisonweiss:

(via nickmcglynn)

Man, these are terrible. It just looks so amateur. I hope someday I can make millions of dollars for designing something so ugly.

And, I’m sorry for saying this on a blog that my parents read, but the pepsi bottles look like big dildos. These are the most phallic soda bottles I have ever seen. I would rather not drink my cola out of a giant dick. It’s Coke for me from now on!

Oh God, My Eyes! Seriously, I don’t think I could bring myself to drink Mountain Dew anymore…